I’m going to really, really hate England this week. I mean, this human aspect ratio buster features as a striker for that country? For real?
Peter Crouch is a tool. More evidence:
One of the few things of value to come out of England over the past decade is Ricky Gervais, and even he ragged on this goof:
Now, if I was at all confident in the ability of the US central defense to actually beat this guy to a ball played in the air, I’d get really mean. Or maybe I’m just saving that for Terry, who might be shagging Crouch’s fiance.